無敵破壞王（約翰·C·賴利 John C. Reilly 配音）生活在一個80年代出品的低精度游戲中。他的設定身份是一個反派，每天的生活就是在游戲《快手阿修》中大搞破壞，其后由玩家操作的英雄人物快手阿修（杰克·麥克布瑞爾 Jack McBrayer 配音） 會及時趕到進行修補，贏得獎牌，包攬一切榮耀。身為反派，破壞王厭倦了自己的生活，眼看阿修被勝利者的光環圍繞，自己卻日復一日在無趣中過活，他終于決定改變。單純的他以為只要自己也能得到一枚獎牌，就可以擺脫反派的身份……
Felix：Ralph, can I help you?
Ralph：Hey, Felix.?Just wanted to check on you.?I saw a big explosion?or something go over the building there.
Felix：Oh, those were just fireworks.
Ralph：Fireworks. Okay. Phewf.?Somebody's birthday, or...
Felix：Well, it's more of an anniversary.?The 30th anniversary?of our game, actually.
Ralph：What? Is that today?
Ralph：I'm such a dummy with dates.?Anyway, uh, congratulations.
Felix：Thank you, Ralph. And to you, too.?Uh...
Glen：Hi. Just a heads-up, Felix.?They're bringing out the cake?in a few shakes.
Ralph：Cake? Heard about this cake stuff.?Never had it.?No one ever seems to throw it out?so it never ends up in the dump.?I never actually tasted it. Uh...?I've always wanted to try cake.
Felix：I don't suppose you'd like to?come in and have a slice, would you?
Ralph：Hey-o, everybody! Oh!
Felix：Ah!?I'm okay. I'm okay. Fit as a fiddle.?Now, you all know Ralph.
Ralph：Evening.?Evening, Nell, Lucy, Don, Dana...Big Gene!
Gene：Why is he here?
Felix：He's just here for a slice of cake.
Ralph：And I'm a big part of the game,?technically speaking.?Why are you here, Gene?
Felix：Oh, look! The cake!?Well, I'll be dipped. You've?really outdone yourself, Mary.Oh, and look!?There's all of us at the top.
Mary：Each apartment?is everyone's favorite flavor.?Norwood's is red velvet.?
Mary：And lemon for Lucy, rum cake for Gene,?and for Felix...
Ralph：Hey, Mary.?Um...?What's the flavor of that mud?that I'm stuck in there?
Mary：Hmm? Oh. Chocolate.
Ralph：I've never been real fond of chocolate.
Mary：Well, I did not know that.
Ralph：One other little thing.?I hate to be picky,?but this angry little guy here...
Ralph：...might be a lot happier?if you put him up here?with everyone else.?See that. Look at that smile.
Gene：No, no. You see, Ralph,?there's no room for you up here.
Ralph：What about this??We can make room.?Here. We could take turns. Easy.
Felix：How about we just eat the cake?
Gene：Hang on. Felix needs to be on the roof?because he's about to get his medal!
Ralph：Then how about we just take that medal?and give it to Ralph for once??Would that be?the end of the world, Gene?
Gene：Now you're just being ridiculous.?Only good guys win medals,?and you, sir, are no good guy.
Ralph：I could be a good guy if I wanted to,?and I could win a medal!
Gene：Uh-huh. And when you do,?come and talk to us.
Ralph：Then would you finally let me be?on top of the cake with you guys?
Ralph：No, I'm not.
Gene：Yes, you are!
Ralph：No, I'm not!
Gene：Yes, you are.
Ralph：All right, Gene. You know what??I'm going to win a medal.?Oh, I am going to win a medal!?The shiniest medal?this place has ever seen!?A medal that will be so good?that it will make Felix's?medals wet their pants!?And good night!?Thank you for the party.
Dan：Is he serious?
Gene：Oh, please!?Where's a bad guy?going to win a medal??Of course he's not serious.